Pretend for a minute that I am not a fairly boring mother of three and fiber addict. Pretend, if you will, that I am cool.
Imagine that this is one of those webpages that teenagers might have, where they get eleventy-million comments from the same group of friends, 90% of which are inside jokes, and they write things that would likely make their parents cringe.
Are you there? Are you channeling Myspace/Facebook/LiveJournal/What-have-you?
Okay.
Dude! Check out my rad new haircut!
I am making a weird face and I have no idea why. 
That's what these whippersnappers are writing about, right?
Ah, forget it. Though I am still clinging to my 20's, I'm far more AARP than MTV.
Don't let the haircut fool you.
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